Huh? What?
Go to Hell!
I help pick up President Simone's car every 2 years.
Since I was 14...
Beavers are proud and noble animals
Do I need to call Campus Safety from LA to make sure you all behave?
I always check my seat for needles.
If I'm Equipment Director...
Do you want me to lock the door on the way out?
At my fair.....(insert anything, because EVERYTHING happens at the fair)
My county coroner can do that.
I work for information security at RIT.
Everyone in my town is a carny.
My cousin had a clear shot at Saddam Hussein.
I was hired at Campus Safety before I came to school here!
It would be nice to take the Intermediate class, they might actually be able to teach me something
I dispatched the entire county from my car.
American Dreams reminds me of my town.
So whats the special way to cut the bread?
My roomate set off the fire alarm in my apartment, but i just deactivated it because I have the code.
I'm trained differently then you are, I have to look out for those things (in reference to the needles in the seats)
Back when I was in-charge of Parking Services....
I'm the only one kozio invited to come back to dispatch with him
You should see me in my white gloves at graduation
We do things differently where I'm from
It's my bread because I ordered the salad.
If I can start it, I can fly it!
I'm a supervisor; I should be able to drive the Campus Safety Tahoe.
It was my idea to get the Campus Safety Tahoe.
Bob Craig can't help me with the scheduling at Campus Safety because he has nothing to do with that...
Stupid IT's!
I was the shift supervisor
Law is not logic, law is law.
I won't be able to afford a Willy (Jeep), the originals are over 30K link
I'm an employee of Campus Safety 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
They appraised it at 61K but they were going to sell it to me for half...(because I'm so good)
Saturday night when I was on road patrol they made a full-time officer count projectors instead of me...
Everyone is mad because I get to drive a van and none of the other student officers do...
I may not be able to go to the banquet because CS needs experienced officers to work the rap concert that night...
So me and the county coroner showed up and I dove in and resuced the State Trooper from the water and ice.
My Aunt had SARS
Every year, I watch the birds being tagged
Before I came to RIT I was a part time police officer in my home town.
Bob Craig personally picked me to become head of parking services.
I have towed more cars in one quarter than you have in your entire career
When I wrote the constitution for SPARSA
Yeah, when you're stuck in a snowbank, I'll just drive by and wave.
Strong asked me to come back when I was there.
I maxed out the OC3 Connection. I had 93% of it just for my machine!!! (Dual 100mbps don't ya know)
I wrote many sonnets for class
My hometown fire department has the biggest budget of any other fire department
I am a certified police officer
I can fly a Boeing 747
My resume is seven pages long
My resume is seven pages long
I fall down easily while on patrol
Kenwoods are much better than Motorolas
Children must play
Small minds are facinated by small concepts
I'm the only one with any open invite to dispatch w/ kozio ever agin
my boss is head I do computer crime
apprently I'm the reason the mail server is so slow.
You drive more insane than I do, and I'm trained to do so.
I drove over my phone some how (long story that I still don't enterily get)
When all hell breaks loose, they break out the big guns - in reference to him being in dispatch for th first time since 9/11
I'll probably be the one writing HIPPA for RIT
No on 161 projects but projects at the 161 labs.
THE fair...
should I leave my wings on my suit or should I take all that stuff off since it's just more ammo for you guys?
Rat burgers are REALLY good.
In my town, I'm the EMT God.
I had to train all of the police officers in my home town emergency manuvers in our SUV. I was the only one who was trained. I went to their meetings for them and had to teach everyone.
In my home town, when I was 16, they let me take out one of the cruisers and a gun and pull people over.
What? You're boyfriend is in the military? He doesn't know what hell is like (with boot camp), but I do. I've been to hell and back, so your boyfriend is a pussy!
I'm not sure if I'm American or Canadian.
In my home town, we live so close to Canada, that when you're in my backyard you cross over into Canada. But we have to be careful about that because they have these sensors in the ground and border patrol knows when we're in Canada.
I am a lamer who used master keys on FAST's office and got owned for it
Everythin'...... (put rest of any type of sentence here)
because i obviously know more than them
Doom 3 came out back in 1995
You know I could just trash your box...
The starting lineup for a baseball team has 30 players.
I think I'm genetically screwed up.
I have more senority than most of the road officers at Campus Safety.
I have more senority than most of the road officers at Campus Safety.
I was supposed to be a priest.
They designed the new Computer Security graduate program around me.
You know it really hate it when I very pissed off. Maybe it's just I haven't slept in a few days but my fuqin' instructor had the tenacity to imply I'm lazy and that I need to work harder and do the the impossible in 2 weeks after he said something different before. Mother fuqin' bastard needs to burn in hell, cause now I've wasted 6 months of my life for nothing. so, if anyone knows where I can squeeze another 8 hours out of my schedule, or is wiilling to get seriously injured/ill for me on a Mondy overnight so i can get an ALS workup please let me know.
The training department is a dictatorship!
My sister has crashed 25 cars. Or maybe she's caused 25 accidents. I always get that mixed up.
moron, I have been sing unix since before you had pubic hair...!
It is forensically impossible for Internet Explorer to show the data transfer rate in megabytes.
this is fuq'd up. now you can submit and eval no matter what, bullshit and no data integrity is available anymore. Don't trust this training system anymore and I built it
Basics...
Bob Craig and I joined RIT Ambulance to patch things over between us and RIT Ambulance.
ok so basically you can submit an eval no matter what now, this is bullshi
ok so basically you can submit an eval no matter what now, this is bullshit but what the fuqin morons in charge want. wow people are dumb and have no idea what the term data integrity means. Maybe someday they'll understand how dumb this is
...and things of that nature.
What kind of bastardized life have I gotten myself into? I do nothing but switch job sweats and go from agency to agency, not feeling at home orlike I belong at any of them. And then you try to move up in the world only to get beaten down more.
I need tojust give up......
fuq
RCS always had and always will have 2 commands: ci and co
Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
59 go ahead!
**beaver cutting up his Basic card**
Trying to survive...But at least my aprtments nice and my roomate and his friends get laid alot. Doesn't help me at all. As usual I only exist to help others.
No friends, no insane hours to work, no classes tot ake. I can't stand it anymore
I'm fuq'd my laptop died and I lost everything, I hate my life
FUQ the USPS, they returned to sender a check because the last name was spelled wrong, WTF happened to deliver to the address no matter what
According to the lawyers...
back when I worked as an ALS tech at the Falls....